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Spread joy
Every grumpy earthling spoit meets gets zapped with a happiness bolt until they smile. It’s not optional. It’s alien law.
// incoming transmission from sector ⏃⌰⟟⟒⋏
$spoit
helo hoomans i am spoit ⏃⌰⟟⟒⋏
a lil green alien who flew across the galaxy for one reason —
to make earthlings happy. also to moon. mostly happy.
press SPACE to launch · move the mouse to fly · SPACE again to pause
SPOIT INVADERS
Fly spoit through the FUD-belt. Zap grumpy earthlings with happiness, scoop up $spoit, don't get bonked.
namespoit
ticker$spoit
“helo hoomans i am spoit ⏃⌰⟟⟒⋏”
SCORE0
BEST0
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HAPPY
SPOIT INVADERS
bring the happiness to the whole galaxy
- Mouse — fly the spacecraft
- Auto-fire — spoit zaps happiness on his own
- SPACE — start / pause
- Grab $spoit — fill the HAPPY meter → rainbow mode
a dumb little game · your best score is saved on your own device only
who is spoit?
Somewhere past the last exit before the Kuiper Belt, a small green blob looked down at Earth and saw a lot of very stressed hoomans staring at red candles.
“this will not do,” spoit said (in alien). So he built a tiny spacecraft out of good vibes and set a course for happiness. He can’t pronounce your names. He keeps trying on your costumes. He is, objectively, doing his best.
⏃⌰⟟⟒⋏ · “be happy or be happy, those are the options”
100% alien
0% financial advice
the mission
three sacred alien duties, in order of importance
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Zap the FUD
Fear, doubt and bad vibes take physical form out here as grumpy space blobs. spoit exists to pop them.
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Moon together
Happiness compounds. spoit doesn’t want to moon alone — he wants the whole flight deck coming with him.
spoit contains multitudes
he found your closet. he tried everything on. here is the evidence.
spoitonomics SAMPLE
placeholder numbers so the page feels alive — swap in your real launch details before you ship
1,000,000,000total supply
0 / 0buy / sell tax
LP burned🔥 forever
100%alien-owned vibes
how to join the mothership
four small steps for a hooman, one giant leap for spoit
1
Get a wallet
Install a Solana wallet like Phantom on your phone or browser.
2
Fund with SOL
Buy some SOL on any exchange and send it to your wallet.
3
Swap for $spoit
Paste the contract address into your DEX of choice and swap.
4
Be happy
Congratulations, earthling. spoit is proud of you. 🛸
CA
Open DEX ↗
So1anaSPOiT…xxxx
intergalactic roadmap
a plan drawn in crayon by an alien. legally binding on no planet.
- PHASE 1
Landing 🛬
spoit crashes into the timeline. Launch, website, the little game you’re playing.
- PHASE 2
First contact 👋
1,000 happy hoomans. Community forms. spoit learns three (3) english words.
- PHASE 3
Costume drops 👕
More outfits, more memes, NFT beam-ups, listings across the galaxy.
- PHASE 4
Happiness singularity 🌕
Everyone is happy at the same time. spoit ascends. We moon. The end (of sadness).
alien FAQ
Is spoit real?
spoit is as real as your happiness. Which is to say: it’s up to you, hooman.
What is $spoit?
A community meme coin themed around a friendly space alien. It’s for fun and vibes — not an investment, not financial advice.
Do I have to play the game to buy?
No, but spoit will be a little sad. He worked hard on it. Look at him go.
Why is he green?
Why are you not green? Ever think about that?